What is Segway?
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1. A scooter like device which is self stabilising. Failed due to high cost.
2. To change the direction of a conversation. A non-sequitor.
1. Is that a Segway? How can you afford that thing?
2. "So have you heard about mom? She's sick" "Oh, my friend is sick to. That sucks" "Nice segway there"
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Possibly the gayest form of transport ever to be invented right up there with roller blading.
Jack: "Hey buddy, whats the hardest thing about riding a segway?"
Craig: "i dunno man"
Jack "Telling your parents you're gay!"
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It's looks a lot like a dolly (the kind of dolly you use for moving heavy boxes), but with larger wheels. Segways are motorized, designed to transport people in a manner that's safer and more environmentally-friendly than that of cars.
Not to be confused with a
"I guess I thought about trying a Segway, but bicycles are so much cheaper."
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A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.
Maddox completely owned the Segway.
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To seamlessly transition from one part of a conversation to the next as if you were riding on a "Segway" scooter between the two points.
The speaker finished talking about his 2nd Impress slide, rode a Segway scooter to the opposite end of the stage, and then began his segway into the 3rd Impress slide.
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Transitioning from knowing "segue" is not spelled "segway" or segueing whilst balanced upon two wheels.
While we rode our Segways to a talking picture, I segued the conversation into the pleasures of adolescent flesh.
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A modern version of magic carpet using balancing technology called "smart motion". You can't describe the feeling or appreciate the experience until you ride it.
The price tag is high for now, but just like any other technology it will become more practical and affordable in years.
Segway is cool, fun and magical!!
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