What is Segway Jesus?
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Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus.
Hey, check it out. It's a segway Jesus on his way to the mail center.
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A German sexual fetish characterized, by two men sitting on each others laps and defacating into the same toilet simultaneously.
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Attacking a defenceless being
By bothering telling that girl she is stupid you might as well be raping a dead puppy
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