Segway Jesus

What is Segway Jesus?

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Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus.

Hey, check it out. It's a segway Jesus on his way to the mail center.

See segway, jesus, god, hair, beard, sandals, unnecessary
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