Segz

What is Segz?


1.

when sexual intercourse is terrible and/or laughable. For example, sex in which one or both persons involved wears socks, queafs, is a one minute man, or listens to Jerry Vale.

"Dammit girl I thought we'd get knock da boots fo real but we just had segz."

See intercourse, penile, don't get it twisted, one minute man

2.

segments of tape worm found in feces.

Dude, I think I dropped another seg.


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