What is Segz?
1.
when sexual intercourse is terrible and/or laughable. For example, sex in which one or both persons involved wears socks, queafs, is a one minute man, or listens to Jerry Vale.
"Dammit girl I thought we'd get knock da boots fo real but we just had segz."
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2.
segments of tape worm found in feces.
Dude, I think I dropped another seg.