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the act of inserting your big toe into ones anus
When Alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a Dirty Toadstool.
When i woke up with Al..
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A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
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A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
"I'm jus..
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An expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. Take the number of men wearing assless chaps, divide that number by two and if the..