Seismic Squeeze

What is Seismic Squeeze?

To forcefully take a human or an object between yourlegs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

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To forcefully take a human or an object between your legs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

See seismic, crush, ouch, legs, walton, your, name

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