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A slap across the face using an erect penis.
Cindy was just about to blow me when I gave her a vertical slap.
See mushroom bruise, har..
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Gun to use in a zombie attack, or at least in a SHTF scenario where your neighbors and townsfolk graciously play the part of the zombie ..
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When a guy pays not nearly enough money to watch a hot girl slide up and down a lubricated pole, while he imagines it's his dick (w..