What is Selder?
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A boy who assembles a team that meets wendsday nights behind the baseball fields. There are 2 team captains: selder and poindexter. They meet a man by the name of J-MAC(who often resembles an eighth grade bball coach who cant make babies). They then follow the selder into a follow the leader like fashion. On the count of three they all pull down there panties while screaming "weeeeee." They insert in each other from behind and sway together like a wave. Selder then screams "We must cum together as one." If they lose there erections, they may go and look at the little boys next door playing ball and then they should be back on track. Selder often whips the boys who try to stray away from the line or dont sway with the group. After ejaculation they form a naked circle of love as they eat there hot dogs with "mayonaise" on top(Home made of course). If they dont like the topping, too bad(The selder then whips them)! A second offense requires money shot on a blythe's face(which is always enjoyed)! Then they play leap frog all the way home(naked of course) to meet donkey kong as he performs oral sex on mario and luigi while the capitans help the team slip into there pistol-pete footed jammies! They have custom made names enbroiderd on the crotchal region. Selder then has a photo shoot of happy gilmore's slutty grandma and she serves the little boys cookies and "milk". The boys must all scream "Yum Yum in my tum tum" in unison or they have to perform anal sex with donkey kong,(Who likes to be called kinky kong). Lastly, the selder thanks the team for their gratification and reminds them for their practice next week.
"Man a selder came up to me this morning and told me about his wild story with Happy Gilmore's slutty grandma, gay experiences with little and big boys, eating a yummy hot dog with home made sauce, experience with DK as he performs anal sex on him, and many more crazy things. I wish i could become a selder one day!"
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