Seldissidis Edit Meaning

1.

fallen under the unlikely and very terrible scenario that u r goin bald and there is nothin u can do about it, u have been diagnosed w/ seldissidis

-OR-being obsessed or trying to keep it real with the graduating freshman of of 2006 when u r indeed a 36 year old middle aged fuck

"yo dawg!" "u kno ur gunna hafta take this bullet G...just messin w/ ya playa" Seldess explaimed. I told him to go fuck his finger b/c he was indeed a victim of seldissidis