What is Self Bagger?
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Referring to one (normally a female) who is so hideous, revolting and/or disgusting that one would rather place a bag over one's head in the hope of suffocating, thus leading to death, as opposed to having intercourse with said person/female.
A spoof of "bag her and tag her" and the grocery store checkout method.
I passed a girl the other day that was possible the most disturbing thing I had ever seen. She was a definite self bagger
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A version of the handjob, the Handblaster is often received during one-night-stands and is pleasurable for neither participant.
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A presidential inauguration involving more celebrities than a Jerry Lewis telethon.
My parents hung out with Oprah, Demi, Ashton, Bono,..
