Self Blumpkin

What is Self Blumpkin?

you jerk off while taking a shit on the toilet. same as blumpkin but instead of getting a blowjob you engage in self-pleasure

i was so wasted last night my friends got a picture of me doing a self blumpkin

See self, blumpkin, jerk off, toilet, shit

Dickifyed

1. Used for explaning the condition of something. Ment to be negitive. Ruined, distroyed... They dickifyed these sumps! See dick, ruined,..

Blortwharf

1. the extreme achievement of doing something so terribly disgusting that its not even funny. BLORTWHARF!!!! oh man my dad is going to be ..

Xx~jfy

1. Get naked shortly. Hey come over here and XX~Jfy for me. See naked, quickly, nude, fast, strip..

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