Self Blumpkin

What is Self Blumpkin?


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you jerk off while taking a shit on the toilet. same as blumpkin but instead of getting a blowjob you engage in self-pleasure

i was so wasted last night my friends got a picture of me doing a self blumpkin

See self, blumpkin, jerk off, toilet, shit


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