Self Blumpkin

What is Self Blumpkin?

you jerk off while taking a shit on the toilet. same as blumpkin but instead of getting a blowjob you engage in self-pleasure

i was so wasted last night my friends got a picture of me doing a self blumpkin

See self, blumpkin, jerk off, toilet, shit

Sheets

1. Slang term for paper money. 'Joe still owes me twenty sheets.' See money, notes, note, paper, wealth, pound, dollar, coin, c..

Recouculous

1. Adj. really super AMAZING! Ohhhhhhhhh you are recouculous! See amazing, sweet, awesome, great..

Deucecicle

1. When your taking a shit and your initial push produces a very long gnarly turd that doesn't break off from your ass and hangs there..

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