Self Centered

What is Self Centered?


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1. The asshole that won't offer a hand to anybody.

Phillip: "Hey David?"

David: "What do you want?"

Phillip: "Can I borrow your camera?"

David: "No! you'll scratch the lens and put finger prints allover my camera."

Phillip: "Jeez your really self centered!"

See idiot, stuck, up, bastard


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