Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

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Yumcha

1. Yumcha is a chinses resturant OR a name someone calls you when they want to eat you. It is a cute name you call someone you love dearly...

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