Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

Protein Postcard

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Kirsner

1. Noun: a guy or girl who is really good looking, generally has hair and has a big penis. verb: do somthing unusual kirsnered: when a ki..

Fatsploitation

1. Exploiting fat people for monetary gain. Most common in television programming such as "The Biggest Loser", "Dance Your A..

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