Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

Zep

1. Nickname or shortened version of the band name Led Zepplin. I LOVE hearing Zep's "Stairway to Heaven" when I'm high..

Gastrononscriptophobia

1. The fear of waiters not recording your order in writing (usually experienced in better restaurants). This condition may persist even whe..

Caldo

1. a mexican soup of carrots and mexican things. "hey are you a mexican?" "can you make me caldo?" See caldo, camel,..

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