Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

I Just Did.

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Pork Ranger

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Glazer Face

1. Portmanteau the words "glaze her face". A girl that you would enjoy performing sexually deviant acts on. Similar to the term b..

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