Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

Instable Computer

1. A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System Oh no! I have an..

Venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap

1. v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral. Sam venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap'd me last ni..

Roflsarcophogus

1. you laugh so hard that you cover yourself in oils and die "Look at the face on her" "roflsarcophogus" See r..

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