Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

Are You In The Army?

1. A VERY common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage. "Are you in the Army?" "No. And you should k..

Glass Parking Lot

1. The result of sand being super heated and pressurized by a nuclear blast. Iran circa 2012 will be a glass parking lot See nuke, bomb, ..

Zip Zip

1. short for "hey do you remember that time you and him fucked and you were too drunk to pull your jeans back so he had to help?"..

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