Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

Resident Weed

1. Slang term used for George W. Bush, referring to the fact that he was appointed P(Resident) and isn't quite as smart as a bush (Wee..

Talli Whacker

1. dick penis shlong look at that little talli whacker See joe..

Read The New Testament

1. A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material arou..

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