Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

Imistake

1. When you accidently IM someone that is actually about them and was meant for someone else. A technologically savvy foot in the mouth. No..

Post Wipe

1. Wiping again after taking a dump even though you wiped thoroughly the first time. Wiping up a juicy fart. "Man, I got some bowel ..

Zigon

1. Refers to having a small male organ, usually less than the average Asian. Often with odd bumps or abnormal growths. Man: "Scott ha..

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