Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

Goonberrie

1. A sometimes bashful, awkward person that acts in a silly or goofy manner in a failed attempt to make up for the lack of skills That tea..

Idkmybffjill

1. The expression used to blame someone else for something. Taken from an old Cingular commercial. Mom: Stephy! Girl: WU? Mom: Your cell..

Dirty Costner

1. Having a wank while harassing a masseuse. She didn't do "extras" so I had a dirty costner instead. See costner, wank, s..

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