Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

Bum Crumble

1. To administer a royal bumming...To open a can of whoopass on one's friend/nemesis/child...To give someone a jolly good thrashing at..

Joeling

1. The act of furiously masterbating on your bed before spunking into available kleenex and shooting them into your wall mounted basketball..

Robbie Parker

1. someone who is by nature a good lover "Oh my god! I hooked up with Greg last night and he is such a robbie parker!" See tige..

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