Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

Petwet

1. When you ejaculate and emit sperm into your belly button then your girl fingers it out and snorts a nice heavy line. You'll never ..

Destrathroyed

1. The brutal destruction of a clueless, friendless, helpless, hopeless nard. The destruction need not be absolute, but must somehow degrad..

Quail Meat

1. Shares the same definition as camel toe but more specifically refers shaved genitalia. When she bent over.. that quail meat was spillin..

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