Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

Zemmel

1. A Dutch word for gaylord Did ya see that zemmel across the street? See gay, zemmel, nerd, gaylord, fucker..

Quickfuck

1. Having sex fast and hardcore. Jennifer and I had pulled off a quickfuck in the closet today. See sex, fucking, shagging, making love, ..

Mormon Missionary Position

1. A position one assumes while having sex (in any position) with a Mormon Missionary. The young men got his bicycle and assumed a Mormon ..

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