Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

Vagina Master

1. Mythical god whose touch can provide instant satisfaction to any vagina. Hey Daisy, "That guy looks like a real Vagina Master.&quo..

Ascention

1. To ascent to a higher plane of existence. According to theories there are 7 planes on the path of human evolution. Ascention is the proc..

Schmode

1. n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck. chode,schmuck "Hey Steve, you're a schmode!" See chode, schmuck, dick, coc..

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