Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

The Paper Chase

1. An "upper class" store that sells cards, stickers, and its dignity. Previously owned by a pleasant family, now sold to a corru..

Pamela Handerson

1. My right hand with which I stroke. I had sex last night with Pamela Handerson. See rocketman 2. euphemism for male masturbation. oft..

Umbrellaphant

1. Main Entry: 1 Um-brel-la-phant Pronunciation: Function: noun ,verb, adverb Date: was first Used in a book "The Drawers" ..

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