Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

Oofney

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Rapehole

1. A degrading alternitive for a womans vagina. Man, i'd love to stick my penis in her rapehole. See cunt, vagina, rape, dick, cock,..

Peckerwood Syndrome

1. This is an uncommon form of disease that is usually involved with a male and female in a long-term/serious relationship. It involves the..

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