Self Cleaner

What is Self Cleaner?

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

Unikorn

1. A dude who walks around in public with a visibly erect penis. Oh my God! It looks like Mike is wearing sweatpants without underwear ag..

Bumbaclar

1. A special garment used solely to cover ones prosterior gland, commonly referred to as ones bottom, ass, or arse. Similar to a Baraclava ..

Schloaked

1. when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!! See schlong, schlort, soaked..

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