What is Self Fellatio?
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The act of giving yourself a
Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."
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When your rutty duck or ruddy duck has dried up and forms a hard shell of poop around your dick/balls.
Aw man. I like having a ruddy du..
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When a man, after engaging in anal destruction, proceeds to "paints" a mustache on the face of his sexual partner.
Oh dude, I..