Self Fellatio

What is Self Fellatio?


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The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.

Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."

Guy 2: "What? No way!"

Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."

Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."

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