Self Help Welts

What is Self Help Welts?

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

See masturbation, handshake, jack-off, grope

Afganighan

1. FUCKERS ...happens when u can't spell dammit i spelled afghanigan wrong again See fucktard..

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Olyb

1. Ok Love You Bye. Used as an abbreviation to Ok Love You Bye. The O is often stressed and is common to use with loved ones. Pronounced O-..

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