Self Help Welts

What is Self Help Welts?

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

See masturbation, handshake, jack-off, grope

Vargasm

1. An orgasm only better Man that girl was so hot i just had a vargasm in my pants! See orgasm, sex, boobs, oral, intercourse..

Quibus

1. also known as carless chris. Look at quibus over there! 1. also known as carless chris. Look at quibus over there!..

Helpdesk

1. The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only re..

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