Self Help Welts

What is Self Help Welts?

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

See masturbation, handshake, jack-off, grope

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