Self Help Welts

What is Self Help Welts?

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

See masturbation, handshake, jack-off, grope

Nobles Hockey

1. the best high school hockey team in the ISL and New England, smokes Milton every single year, even when they try to buy themselves a tea..

Uternuts

1. A slang term for the female genitalia. "She pissed me off so much I had to kick her right in the uternuts!" See nuts, ovarie..

Nungy

1. Large well formed breasts Do my tits look nungy in this top?..

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