Self Help Welts

What is Self Help Welts?

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

See masturbation, handshake, jack-off, grope

Xino

1. Greek word for "spilling". Means to cum. "Xino, xinooooo....EP!" 2. When a kid, usually a n00b, tries to type the..

Poopoos

1. A diarrhea-like condition experienced by pets that eat people-food. Don't feed my cat that, she's gonna get the poopoos! Kos..

Yels

1. an old's way of saying "yes" origin: yerman, from the word "ja" yels... ah yels... i remember it from the day..

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