Self Help Welts

What is Self Help Welts?

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

See masturbation, handshake, jack-off, grope

Zombitised

1. to wake up and be in a zombie state.. ive just got out of bed ,so tired...im zombitised See zombie, tired, shagged, dead, knackered..

Zaji

1. 1. A person, typically Asian, with extreme smarts and personality. 2. A person that gets involved in everything the world could offer...

Journey Stick

1. Used to explore a cave full of treasure (a pussy). A synonym for penis. Dude, my journey stick went on an insane excursion last night. ..

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