What is Self Imporcunt?
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when you invite someone to a social gathering and they make it seem like they will see what they can do about making it to make themselves seem more popular, even though you both know he/she has nothing else
Bill: hey man, comin to my party this saturday
Frank: well I dunno, i'll see if I can move my dinner with the pope but im not making any promises
Bill: A simple yes or no would of done you big self imporcunt, I don't care if your coming or not i'll still have fun... your a dildo.
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inability to shit
cannot poop
impossible to drop a bomb
Eating too much peanut butter caused me to become constipated.
See Trogdor..
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a slanderous term used to describe any opening,on the person you say it to, that could possibly fit a male member
SHUT YER DAMN COCK HO..