What is Self Induced Blumpkin?
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To suck one's own penis while defecating.
I was sitting on the toilet with candles lit and Yanni music playing and got really turned on while pinching a loaf. So i gave myself a Self Induced Blumpkin. The smell of my own poop made me cum into my mouth.
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Proffessor Frinks catchphrase.
Generally means nothing.
"With the Hoyven and the Glaven and the KILL YOU!"
"Hoyven Gla..
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When a partner goes apeshit on your cock.
Yo, Sara was an animal last night, she gave me serious monkey head.
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