What is Self Induced Blumpkin?


1.

To suck one's own penis while defecating.

I was sitting on the toilet with candles lit and Yanni music playing and got really turned on while pinching a loaf. So i gave myself a Self Induced Blumpkin. The smell of my own poop made me cum into my mouth.

See suck, defecating, yanni, blumpkin, pinching a loaf


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