What is Self Last?
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The opposite of self first. Self last requires your buddies to stick with you to avoid awkward situations that could arise from a person of the opposite sex wanting something you do not want anything to do with.
Your friend really wants to make out with you and you know he/she is planning on making a move but you want to avoid it. Therefore you call "self last" to your crew and they are forced to hang with you so no moves can be made.
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a domestic animal carcass usually cat or dog found decaying in an urban area
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When you fuck a poopy asshole and decide to keep your dick poop-covered and put it in your pants for the day.
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