What is Self Made Puerto Rican?


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A Caucasian male who subscribes to the culture of Puerto Ricans by wearing jazz shoes, thin leather ties, pimping out his Honda and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world with his ever present base box in the trunk.

Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?

Thad: What do you mean?

Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !

Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?

Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.

Thad: Mother McCree !

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