What is Self Roasting Dutch Oven?


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The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage

My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven

See payback, dutch oven, fart, smell, ass


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