What is Self Serve Blumpkin?
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Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.
Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.
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a scrotum of thick skin so dense that its as tough as leather
if ben stiller's character in 'theres something about mary&apos..
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The spotlight on the side of a cop car, because they always shine it on your dome.
I was rollin this blunt and this cop rolled through ..
