What is Self Serve Blumpkin?
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Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.
Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.
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The measurement of how sexual something or someone is. The ability to get laid or how layable someone is.
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1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided..
