Self Shot

What is Self Shot?


1.

The unfortunate event of jizzingin your own eye when you are masturbating

James: Man, last night was weird

Andrew: How so?

James: I was whacking off and i shot myself in the eye...

Andrew: ...So you self shot...?

James: ...Yea...

Andrew: ...

James: ...

Andrew: ...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Andrew goes and tells all of James' firends)

See selfshot


47

Random Words:

1. Someone who is so jazzed or excited about something that they can not contain themselves. Usually resulting in dancing or giving off hig..
1. An extremely infectious virus/plague that has infected the United States for years now.Symptoms include:raping the shit out of a country..
1. NOT Dope Boy Fresh. A person who cuts dope and then lies about it! TWEST is NDBF!! See dope, acid, weed, meth, ectasy, jank 2. Not D..