Self Shot

What is Self Shot?


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The unfortunate event of jizzingin your own eye when you are masturbating

James: Man, last night was weird

Andrew: How so?

James: I was whacking off and i shot myself in the eye...

Andrew: ...So you self shot...?

James: ...Yea...

Andrew: ...

James: ...

Andrew: ...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Andrew goes and tells all of James' firends)

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