Self-absorbed

What is Self-absorbed?


1.

A person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good and bad qualities. See Sam.

(Jane) "If you looked in the dictionary, your picture would be filed under 'self-absorbed.'"

(Sam) Gasp"My picture is in the dictionary?!"

2.

absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.

absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.

See materialist

3.

1. An adjective that describes practically every human being alive with only a few exceptions. I mean, who thinks about other people more than their needs? If you're living in a 3rd world country, suffering constantly or have less than a week to live, you probably aren't going to bitch, moan and remind everyone else of your suffering as much as some asshat kid with 2 tests on the same day! (BLASHPEMY! 2 TESTS?? And HOMEWORK on top of that?? IN-JUST-ICE!!)

2. What to call people, when at lost for words, who enter their own name at slangdefine with a lengthy paragraph telling readers why (self-absorbed asshat) loves him/herself.

Oh my goodness, it's just a QUIZ. And EVERY-FRICKING-PERSON who went to school got HOMEWORK ASSIGNED TO THEM. How about instead of bitching to me about your trivial "problems", you DO your homework and stop calling me!!

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