What is Self-expunge?
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The idea that when something (such as data, memory or a particular object) inconveniently and inexplicably goes missing it is thought to have deleted itself out of impulse or intention, i.e. it has self-expunged.
I was certain I put my car keys here, but it looks like they've self-expunged!
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When you get some slob on your knob.
Guy 1: "Did you score with that bitch last night?"
Guy 2: "No, but i got a little ..