Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

See Smitty

Ootled

1. Not quite feeling yourself in a particular time place or situation. I was ootled when the riots began...

A.d.h.o.s.d

1. Attention Deffiocete Hiperactive OoOoO! Shiney! Disorder When your trying to have a conversation with someone and then suddenly se..

Downity

1. considerate of others, not uppity If one isn't uppity, they are downity. See Bill..

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