Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

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Punching The Cat

1. Having sex with a woman. Derivative of bangingpussy. "As good as she was looking, I had to end the night by punching the cat.&quo..

Cobol

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[piva]

1. Just ass cool but more badass than mavrogeorge. (see mavrogeorge) Pivais just as cool but way more bad ass that Mavrogeorge. See cool..

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