Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

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High Floater

1. 1. Go to a party (preferably one you were not invited to) 2. Drink all the free beer you can. 3. Get some from any girl that is good l..

Groggleknob

1. When you wake up because you are getting a blow job I don't need an alarm clock in the morning because i get groggleknob. Groggle..

You're Done

1. if you're done, you just said/did something really dumb, and someone just owned you basically and told you "youre done" ..

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