Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

See Smitty

Egg Mcmurphin

1. A delicacy available at your local McD's, consisting of poached egg, slice of American cheese food, and your choice of sausage, ham..

Grasponga

1. breast, boob, tit, mamory Check out her graspongas.....

Chisp

1. plural of "chip". Dayum! These are some tasty chisp! Can you pass the bag o'chisp?..

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