Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

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