Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

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Zubo

1. Intercourse of the ear canal. Dude, my penis got all waxy last night, I gave Cheryl a zubo. See ear, intercourse, taboo, odd..

Going Outfit

1. A set of clothes that you regularly wear when going to parties, hitting up clubs or otherwise having a night out on the town. "Hey..

Ole Remmy

1. A very passionate and taboo form of a typical rim job. After anal sex, the pitcher proceeds to insert his or her tongue deep within the..

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