Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

See Smitty

Zoobob

1. the butt hair that a dingleberry dangles from There was a big dingleberry hanging from my dogs zoobob. See Stephanie..

Yubber

1. One who enjoys getting spears up the ass. Often seen with large cucumbers, folicking naked in the meadows. Yubber is the zenith of gayn..

Amre

1. the act of inverting a barstool and getting three of your best friends to sit on the les, penetrating the anus, and preceeding to partak..

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