Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

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Zomph

1. To smell the gases produced from a fart. ahhh...I just farted in bed the zomphed it all up under the sheets. See zomf, trump, fart, bo..

Quail The Fuck

1. an expression of amazement, similar to "what the fuck". "so me and sarah were on the bus, and the 20, the 7, AND the 1..

Electric Board

1. Where the humorless and repressed members of guitar hang out. Lots of awesome threads about adding 7ths to major chords and complaining..

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