Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

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Meat Schlop

1. heavy, wet beef curtains... often with stank. Whenever she top-rides, her meat schlop slaps my balls. I'll patty-smack that meat ..

Prosletyze

1. To represent, as one might one's homies or the ideals of such like-minded individuals. J-Money: "I'm here to prosletyze ..

Spork Ninja

1. A Spork Ninja is a mythological creature that is always looking for gold, and is always looking for an unexpected person to not pay atte..

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