Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

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Zooboombafoo

1. to call someone a stupid zoo animal for example, calling someone a stupid monkey, you would call them a zooboombafoo. David: "Wow..

Voluptualize

1. Making a woman look more voluptuous than she really is. My girlfriend likes to stuff an entire box of kleenex in her bra to voluptualiz..

Chestrcoprpot

1. I am a talking parrot <chestRcopRpot> i am a talking parrot 2. he idles a lot. U SHOULD REPLY SOMETIMES 10:00 <me> hi c..

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