Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

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Float Bottle

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Zampire

1. A mix of the two horror creatures, Zombie and Vampire. 1) Me and my friend saw a zampire 2) OMFG NAIS!! A zampire! See zampire, vampi..

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