Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

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Log Case

1. a person whos face is story time. a log case typically tries to be someone else's goal in life and just keeps changing friends and ..

Ol' Kentucky

1. Receiving a handjob, with chewas a lubricant. Extra credit if the receiver hums Dueling Banjos in midst of orgasm. Last night was great..

Repot

1. One day, Emma or Charlotte mispelt the word report as repot. Repot is now the most offensive swear word in the history of humankind. ..

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