Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

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Rovida

1. To fuck your girlfriend in a tool shed; Rattata-eqsue; classy "He pulled a Rovida last night. Ow." "Look at those teeth..

Vaginal Funk

1. pussy pussy pussy PUSSY! The scent of PUSSY. Quality pussy = roses BAD pussy = fish, rancid ass sweat, 3 month old low fat milk..

Z00 Kid

1. zoo kids or 'z00 kids' are a common sight at leicester , mainly at the landmark clock tower, but have spread their z00ish ways..

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