Self-first

What is Self-first?

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

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Quaffaw

1. Hard flick of the Scrotal sack, intended to inflict pain on the subject "Ah, I just got quaffawed" See ball, sack, flick, hu..

Peanut Pounder

1. When you stick your cock into an elephants ass and your dicks covered in elepehant shit Dude last night i totally peanut pounded an ele..

Unmakefunnable

1. impossible to make fun of; too cool for school PB: "I was trying to make fun of you." AM: "Get real, I'm unmakefun..

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