What is Selfish Lover?
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Someone who accepts and is pleasured by "Oral Sex" but does not reciprocate.
No example necessary....Seriously.....ya' know what I'm talkin' about.
OK, a mini-example for those of you who aren't with it.
I did the muff dive on her and made her moan but she was a selfish lover and refused to bob my knob.
ENJOY!
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