What is Selfish Lover?
1.
Someone who accepts and is pleasured by "Oral Sex" but does not reciprocate.
No example necessary....Seriously.....ya' know what I'm talkin' about.
OK, a mini-example for those of you who aren't with it.
I did the muff dive on her and made her moan but she was a selfish lover and refused to bob my knob.
ENJOY!
Random Words:
1.
Solid, firm fecal matter.
I was eating out this chick and she spewed hot butt chunks all over my face.
See salter
2.
An offensive pe..