What is Selfish Lover?
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Someone who accepts and is pleasured by "Oral Sex" but does not reciprocate.
No example necessary....Seriously.....ya' know what I'm talkin' about.
OK, a mini-example for those of you who aren't with it.
I did the muff dive on her and made her moan but she was a selfish lover and refused to bob my knob.
ENJOY!
Random Words:
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Any of the great Lyrics/sayings found on the walls of portable shit houses around the globe (see shit house)
A: "the porta poetry ..
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When you give someone a gift in order to sleep with them. Then after you've had sex with them and they are asleep...you rob them.
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A word used to describe stress or panic in oneself. a phrase that originated from the norfolk dialect.
"I jus' came over all ..
