Selfish Lover

What is Selfish Lover?

Someone who accepts and is pleasured by "Oral Sex" but does not reciprocate.

No example necessary....Seriously.....ya' know what I'm talkin' about.

OK, a mini-example for those of you who aren't with it.

I did the muff dive on her and made her moan but she was a selfish lover and refused to bob my knob.

ENJOY!

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