Selfish Lover

What is Selfish Lover?

Someone who accepts and is pleasured by "Oral Sex" but does not reciprocate.

No example necessary....Seriously.....ya' know what I'm talkin' about.

OK, a mini-example for those of you who aren't with it.

I did the muff dive on her and made her moan but she was a selfish lover and refused to bob my knob.

ENJOY!

Vagina Cable

1. a penis ow! there goes my vagina cable See dick, slong, tally wacker..

Spoff

1. Verb: to ejaculate. You know that horny bitchwith the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load. ..

Zerp

1. to kick it, preferably in the shade. Dude 1: "Ay dog, let's go to the store, so I can get some gin." Dude 2: "Nah,..

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