Self-mutilate

What is Self-mutilate?


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When emo's think they're like so so cruel and hard and start slitting their wrists and use a lame excuse of "no-one cares waaaaaaaaah" or "you wouldn't understand".

Guy1: Let's go watch Napoleon Dynamite

Guy2: That movie is soo sad man..

Guy1: Yeah, I self-mutilate myself everytime I watch it

Guy2: OMG ME TOO *starts crying*

Guy1: Here have some tissues.

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