Self-nooner

What is Self-nooner?


1.

Unable to find a partner, you retire to the bathroom to pleasure yourself on your lunch hour.

The chick from accounting rejected me so I retired to the bathroom for a self-nooner!

See nooner, masterbation, balls deep, bathroom


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