Selfservative Edit Meaning

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An individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. A person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains "You can't get good service anywhere these days"

"Why is everything I buy a cheappiece of crap?"

"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."

"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"

"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."

"Why can't I get good service anymore!"

"Because the companythey work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employeesthink quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."

See taxes, conservative, liberal, service, quality