Selfshot

What is Selfshot?


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1) Those myspacers who take pictures of themselves in vague hope they will look half decent with the right amount of light and correct angle. Sometimes taken at the correct angle to expose (often non existant) cleavage. Often associated with Photoshop, especially the 'Blur' and 'Clone' tools.

2) The art of spraying manpaste over yourself during masturbation. You can award yourself points on these guidelines:

0 points for - Miss / Dribble

5 points - Nipple Shot

10 points for - Neck / Belly button shot

50 points for - Eyes

100 points for - Mouth

- The competition is best when in large drunk groups.

1) "Xx- Please rate my new selfshot Myspace pics -xX"

2) "FUCK MAN! 100 points for that shot, went straight in!"

See self, shot, emo, fetish, cumshot, Audiophile


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