Self-tanner

What is Self-tanner?


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Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.

Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?

Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatchyou could have informed sooner! Ya FuckinSelf-Tanner!!!!!

See self-absorbed, arrogant, narcissist, self-centered, self, masturbation, ego


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