Self-tercourse

What is Self-tercourse?

Slang; Masturbate.

He wasn't gettin' the jimmy-whacks from his ho, so he engaged in a little self-tercourse instead.

Fial

1. Floating in air laughing Similar to ROFL except your flying. The movie was so funny I started to FIAL and had to be removed from the c..

Zimmster

1. kinda like a quickie, only faster and less satisfying. I got shitfaced and ended up with some guy at the bar giving me a zimmster. Now..

Voltaire's Mechanized Army

1. Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater. Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 o..

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