Self-tercourse Edit Meaning

1. When having sexual intercourse with a buff woman, she curls your body and gives you oral sex at the same time. damn, you know that fema..

1. A disease contracted by eating at least 25% more than your stomach can contain. The symptoms include sleepiness, wanting to roll over an..

1. Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show..