Selftheism

What is Selftheism?


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Selftheism (Sell-fh-thee-ism), Is the religion in which one thinks he/she is god. Selftheists are often the most sane citizens of society, and reject organized religions. Selftheists also shun those who follow them. Selftheists live day-by-day and don't confirm nor deny the existence of other Selftheists. There are no set commandments and/or rules/laws in Selftheism because it varies from person to person.

Bob: Jimbo, you're into Selftheism now?

Jim: Yessir I am god.

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