Selkirk Edit Meaning

1.

Defines one who continually lies about everything, claims to have been born in 6-7 different places, looks similar to the ugliest woman you can imagine, often pops a boner around muscular men, and claims to own multiple forms of areal transportation as well as owning 65 acres in a place that barely has 5 open acres.

This is a very limited definition. It would take approximately 30 volumes to describe how retarded, gay, naive, full of lies, and jewish (in a bad way) someone like this is.

Often times this is given to people (as described above) as a last name.

If you know someone that is so full of shit they never say one honest word then this is what you call them.

Man One: Oh since so your so good at halo, have you ever beaten superlegendary level?

Selkirk: Oh yeah man. 3 times!

Man One: Thats bullshit you fucking dickhole. Theres no such thing, i ought to slap you with my fucking meat.

(yeah this actually happened)

See matt, selkirk, dick, hole, pussy, cocksucker

2.

A small city located in Manitoba, Canada, where alcohol and drug use are more common than finding a hooker on the corner of Higgins and Main in Winnipeg. Population of about 11,000. Starting to expand, however with the expansion of the city comes the increase in crime, which the population seems to be trying to deal with. Very much so has the "small town" quality, where everybody sort of knows everyone else, and word spreads quickly.

"Did you hear? She lives in Selkirk"

See selkirk, manitoba, canada, winnipeg, city