What is Selleck?
1.
A common euphemism for the "C-word". Used in polite company when the use of
"Oh no! I'm sorry Father O'Leary, it looks like we've run out of sausage rolls!"
"Nevermind my son, I think that fat old selleck ate them all."
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2.
adjective.
1: laid back nice guy. easy to get along with.
2: a mustache that looks like actor Tom Selleck's mustache
"I love that guy, he's so Selleck."
"His mustache is sick. He is rocking a killer Selleck!"
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3.
To have sex with a child that does not yet have pubic hair
Jesus walked in to the nursery school and sellecked the most beautiful child in the room.
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Defecating on an electric blue dildo, and instantaneously pissing in your mate's eyes, while reading Reader's Digest.
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A deep, exaggerated, clearing of the throat/breathing.
Mr. Kearney would always do his dragonbreathe when he was mad at us...
