Selleck

What is Selleck?


1.

A common euphemism for the "C-word". Used in polite company when the use of cuntis inappropriate.

"Oh no! I'm sorry Father O'Leary, it looks like we've run out of sausage rolls!"

"Nevermind my son, I think that fat old selleck ate them all."

See sellick, cunt, minge, grunter, flange

2.

adjective.

1: laid back nice guy. easy to get along with.

2: a mustache that looks like actor Tom Selleck's mustache

"I love that guy, he's so Selleck."

"His mustache is sick. He is rocking a killer Selleck!"

See cool, tom, selleck, sellick, mustache

3.

To have sex with a child that does not yet have pubic hair

Jesus walked in to the nursery school and sellecked the most beautiful child in the room.


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