Selma's Law

What is Selma's Law?

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The Law which involves the 10 Point Scale. It simply states that the number which you would be blow into a breathalyzer (say, 0.08) during a night of drinking will directly influence the numerical value you can add to a woman's score.

For example, if she was a 7.0 on your scale, and you blew a 0.10, you can add 1.0 point to the scale , and she will become a 8.0, without a dispute by other friends.

"Dude who the fuck did you go home with last night?"

"I don't know man, I woke up sober next to a 4.5 and almost lost it."

"Fuckin' Selma's Law!!"

"Indeed."
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