Selpt

What is Selpt?

When you're so drunk you miss the bed and sleep on the floor.

"Man I was so wasted I selpt all last night."

See drunk, bed, slept, wasted, smashed

Fuck Out My Fart

1. the act of, or attempt to co-ordinate, anal sex for the clinically constipated. note - should not be attempted with chronically flatule..

Gash Patrol

1. when one or more person goes out driving or out at night in search of women for sex. yo ryan im board and im horny and i have got a ful..

Ass Worshipping Rim-jobbers

1. This porno that I have in my closet See Bob Dole..

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