What is Selsey?
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noun.
place on south-coast of the uk that was once an island (and now isn't, due to one long, windy, boy-racer killing road).
Absolute dump of a place to live really, island mentality and numerous annoying children who wish they lived in laahndon.
'its a selsey ting blad'
'patrick moore is about the only nearly well known person
Random Words:
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To masturbate furiously, or fap.
I'm serious, did you fapsturbate to my porn?
See masturbate, fap, flog, pud, jerk..
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A large, yellow, bloblike animal made entirely out of puss. It looks like a cross between StrongBadand a The Cheat.
Look at the Huuuuuu..
