What is Selsey?
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noun.
place on south-coast of the uk that was once an island (and now isn't, due to one long, windy, boy-racer killing road).
Absolute dump of a place to live really, island mentality and numerous annoying children who wish they lived in laahndon.
'its a selsey ting blad'
'patrick moore is about the only nearly well known person
Random Words:
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The quality of being awesome.
CRUEL PINCH: Unholy Tongs of Extreme Awesomeosity (+4 Awesome)..
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A whitebread, caucasian mofo who hangs around your shop and drinks Wired all damn day.
Hey CRACKERFACE! What the F are you doin?
*Crac..
