Seltzaholic

What is Seltzaholic?


1.

An individual suffering from seltzaholism. Seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.

After years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succumbed to effervescence of the liver.

Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.

See mentos, polar


0

Random Words:

1. A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked ..
1. Coolest chick i ever met. "I think I love Gecka"..
1. Cook Islands slang similair to lollipop head; used to describe a person who is so thin their head appears to be overly large. Hey.Sunsh..