Seltzer Edit Meaning

1. A person who destroys any sort of style in other people's writing by utilizing grammatical rules; the sort of person who points out..

1. when you diarrehea in a tube sock and slap someone in the face with it. i totally fucking sloppy carled parry last night because she wo..

1. To shit, piss, cry and vomit upon oneself, and/or roommate's rug, simultaneously of course. Everyone: Holy shit Sam you gotta come..