What is Seman Suprise?
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When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.
Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)
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a faggot who is pussy, and gets fucked in that ass and hates playas and is a ho
fuck that pussy ass playa hating hoe,
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A disease characterized by the condition of a very small penis.
Poor Little John. He suffers from itty-bitty dicky ticulitis.
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