Seman Suprise

What is Seman Suprise?


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When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.

Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot

Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back

Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)

See spiderman, houdini, rambunctious jizz, jizz


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