Semen Slappers

What is Semen Slappers?

The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail

Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.

Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!

See shower shoes, sandals, mudkips

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