Semen Tree

What is Semen Tree?


1.

Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.

Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.

2.

Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smell like used sex rags. Nice one.

"Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees".


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