Semeniology

What is Semeniology?


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A religion whose beliefs include the holiness of sperm. According to the holy book, Garuta, all specimens of sperm are manifestations of the Holy Ghost of Xmas Past. In practice, members of Semeniology travel the world, spilling their sperm across the entire earth so that their god, Xelsior, may be inherent in all things.

I went to a Semeniology seminar last week, man were those guys insightful!

See religion, semen, xmas, sperm, travel


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