What is Semi?
1.
Not quite an erection, but getting there.
When I saw Milla Jovovich's boobies I got a semi.
2.
the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.
"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
3.
the in-between state of a limp dick and a usable hard-on. can be on the way to hard, on the way back from hard, or never allowed to get more than 60% (+/-) hard.
many a young man learn to hide their semi with text books after day-dreaming in class
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4.
1 -(n.) Any semi-automatic weapon; semi-shots,
2 -(n.) An 18-wheeler truck (pronounced "seh-MI")
1 - "Semi's are only half as fun as
automatic s."
2 - "Aparrently a semi loaded with
cocaine anddoritos rolled over on the freeway yesterday.
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5.
Say "semeh" or "semi hot up" or "semi hot"
The primal meaning is when some situation is slightly conspicuous but not blatent. It comes from the word hot up which means conspicuous, originated in Tinsley, Sheffield. Pronoced in a northern british(yorkshire)accent.
Also the word is often used when a situation that should perhaps be subtle or secrative is really obvious, in which case it is used sarcastically, sometimes as "
You've just picked up and ate a sweet from the pick and mix section in a store. You're friend says, "semi"
Two friends in a car at night jump a red light and then notice the car stopped oppisite is a police car. One of them says "semi", the other replies "
bare semi".
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6.
Halfway between Hard and floppy, often what men with small penises get when they shower with other men to cover up the fact that its tiny
Bloke 1: Man that dudes got a big slong!
Bloke2:Nah its probably just a semi!
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7.
type of firearm
yo when we go to tha club tonight...be sure to pack a semi
