Seminarcolepsy

What is Seminarcolepsy?


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The disorder where you fall asleep within 30 minutes of a seminar, training session, presentation or conference. It is brought about by the inane user friendly rambling that presenters use to drag our what should be an informative yet short production into a day long affair of crappy powerpoint, moronic group activities and useless handout.

Sorry, could you send me the paper copy of the presentation. I cannot attend as I have Seminarcolepsy.

See business, training, work, sleep


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