What is Seminem?
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A scally who takes pride in attempting to mimic US hip-hop artist "Eminem" in every possible way. Are often seen with bleached blond hair, beanies or hoodies 8 sizes too big. Possess a foul attitude towards others, not realising that Eminem has reasons to be angry and they don't.
Eminem: "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
Every male aged 14-20 in Stockport would stand up.
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The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.
The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are i..
