Seminem

What is Seminem?


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A scally who takes pride in attempting to mimic US hip-hop artist "Eminem" in every possible way. Are often seen with bleached blond hair, beanies or hoodies 8 sizes too big. Possess a foul attitude towards others, not realising that Eminem has reasons to be angry and they don't. Twats. Laugh at them when you see them.

Eminem: "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

Every male aged 14-20 in Stockport would stand up.


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