What is Seminem?
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A scally who takes pride in attempting to mimic US hip-hop artist "Eminem" in every possible way. Are often seen with bleached blond hair, beanies or hoodies 8 sizes too big. Possess a foul attitude towards others, not realising that Eminem has reasons to be angry and they don't.
Eminem: "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
Every male aged 14-20 in Stockport would stand up.
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(n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef.
Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit ..
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Used to describe something that is fucking-fucking-unbelievable.
John Mccain isn't George Bush!?!? Unbefuckinglievafuckingable!
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ye olde word for "the act of being a bag of douce."
"lancelot, your doucebagetry will not be tolerated!"
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