What is Seminem?
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A scally who takes pride in attempting to mimic US hip-hop artist "Eminem" in every possible way. Are often seen with bleached blond hair, beanies or hoodies 8 sizes too big. Possess a foul attitude towards others, not realising that Eminem has reasons to be angry and they don't.
Eminem: "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
Every male aged 14-20 in Stockport would stand up.
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Term for a penis, used sparingly.
Altar Boy: But I don't want to take my pants off!
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Someone who has spent at least 913489545 hours in a tanning bed, and has acquired an unearthly citrus glow.
Check out that orangeskin! ..
