What is Seminem?
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A scally who takes pride in attempting to mimic US hip-hop artist "Eminem" in every possible way. Are often seen with bleached blond hair, beanies or hoodies 8 sizes too big. Possess a foul attitude towards others, not realising that Eminem has reasons to be angry and they don't.
Eminem: "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
Every male aged 14-20 in Stockport would stand up.
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A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.
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A clueless, drunken, arrogant silver spoon who usurps power through family connections and fuels a wartime economy on the backs of futur..