Semp

What is Semp?


1.

a person who is hated by many for several reason like being stupid at time of total seriousness.

Joey is such a semp always goofing off even during John's funeral.

See loser, hacker, pker, munchkin

2.

An individual who talks about their significant other to friends as if they do not care, but when their better half is around, they are completely invested and bending over backwards for their partner.

Typically, a male talking shit about his girlfriend: "She is such a whore! I'm only with her because she is a great lay." Then his friends discover a letter, email or facebook message which displays his softer/in love side. In such a case, friends will call their friend a SEMP anytime he talks more shit or leaves to hang out with girlfriend.

See wipped, semp, nancy

3.

One hell of a sexy cs player, owns all in quick succesion and pwnsnubs

seMp you are the greatest

See Roger


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