Semperblotto

What is Semperblotto?


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1. One who appears lightyears older than they really are, often connoting that one's physical appearance bears similiarities to people of very advanced ages, such as 90 or 95.

I became concerned about Devon's pneumonia when it turned him into a grotesque semperblotto for the remainder of the week.

When my dad told my mom that all of her stressing was turning her into a semperblotto, she made a nice comfy place for him to sleep out on the front lawn.

I found it amusing that all of the small children went as semperblottos for Halloween and freaked out the whole neighborhood.

When Jeff Knaggs revealed his age to me, I felt he was a total semperblotto.

See 60, old people


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