Semple Edit Meaning

1. somone who is a virgin for too long bob is suffering virginitus because he cant get any. See virgin, whore, laid, virginity, sex..

1. One who feels the seat after a person has gotten up "Dude did you just see that guy yaple her seat?" See murph, douche, douc..

1. Where a handicapperpicks the first two horses that will finish a race, but doesn't guess the order. I was goin for the perfecta bu..