What is Send An Urgent Fax?
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verb. To become suddenly taken away from whatever you are doing by the vast need to deposit a particularly tempestuous turd which gives no warning of its presence whatsoever until the very last minute.
Sexy new secretary: "So, do you want to grab a bite to eat?"
You: (face going purple) "Sorry love, I've got to send an urgent fax."
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A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualiti..
